ABOUT MLC
TOTALLY LEGIT
Our coin is 100% legitimate and definitely not what the initials might suggest. Trust us, bro.
TO THE MOON
Our advanced "pump and dump" technology ensures that early investors can exit before everyone else realizes what's happening.
REVOLUTIONARY
We've revolutionized the way people can lose money online with our proprietary "disappearing liquidity" feature.
TOKENOMICS
Total Supply
1,000,000,000
Initial Price
$0.0000001
Token Distribution
DEX LAUNCH
LAUNCHING DIRECTLY ON RAYDIUM
Launch Date
March 06, 2025
Initial Liquidity
$milions
Pool Address
az63jjtbzujcppzt8gviqjhobbhg5vecun8tl5xrsuvu
HOW TO BUY MLC
CREATE A WALLET
Download Phantom wallet and create a new wallet. Don't worry about the seed phrase - just write it on a sticky note and leave it on your monitor!
GET SOME SOL
Buy SOL from your favorite exchange. Remember, KYC is just a suggestion, right? *wink wink*
CONNECT TO RAYDIUM
Visit Raydium.io and connect your wallet. Pro tip: Click 'Accept' on everything without reading, just like your phone's terms of service!
SWAP FOR MLC
Enter our token address and set slippage to 99% (for "technical reasons"). Watch your SOL transform into MLC faster than you can say "financial regret"!
WATCH YOUR "INVESTMENT"
Now sit back and watch your investment go to the moon... or more likely, crash and burn while the team disappears with all the liquidity. But hey, at least your money is "clean" now!
FREQUENTLY ASKED QUESTIONS
What does MLC stand for?
We'll leave that to your imagination. Our lawyers have advised us not to elaborate further.
When moon?
As soon as enough people buy in so we can sell our tokens and disappear to a non-extradition country.
Why no presale?
We believe in "fair" launches. Also, DEX launches make it much harder to trace... we mean, provide better price discovery!
Who's behind this?
A team of anonymous "developers" who definitely won't vanish with your money after the launch. Trust us.